Saturday, January 24, 2026

David Bowie Cringes: The Laughing Gnome Resurfaces A.D. 1973

 

DAVID BOWIE-The Laughing Gnome/The Gospel According To Tony Day U.S. London 45-20079 1973

Poor dear David Bowie, he probably turns in his grave every time "The Laughing Gnome" gets a streaming hit...long touted as his LEAST favorite recording, this is it's story. 

Launched in the U.K. in April 1967, "The Laughing Gnome" was Bowie's second of three Deram singles. It sank without a trace but was curiously resurrected in September 1973 to capitalize on David's new found fame where it strangely got all the way to # 6!! Sensing that the folks in England might be onto something London records in the U.S. (who like Deram were tied to the parent company of Decca) launched the single here to sadly no avail and simultaneously issued a comprehensive double LP containing most of his entire Deram discography called "Images 1966-1967".  Since David Bowie refused to acknowledge its chart ascendancy in 1973 "Top Of The Pops" created their own video for it!  

In 1990 during his "Sound + Vision" tour Bowie announced that the set list would be determined by votes made by telephone. The New Musical Express unsuccessfully attempted to convince voters to choose "The Laughing Gnome". Bowie later went on to create a track for charity for Comic Relief in 1999 titled "Requiem For A Laughing Gnome". 

For those not in the know, "The Laughing Gnome" is a comedy piece of sorts with "Chipmunk" (as In Alvin and the...) style sped up voices that tells the story of a hapless man who meets a cheeky gnome whom he invites home. The musical backing is an interesting mix of David's standard backing group at the time (The Buzz: Derek Boyes-organ/piano, Dek Fearney-bass and John Eager-drums) plus guitar (Peter Hampshire) and woodwinds that give it an interesting texture almost akin to a Renaissance fair band. The number is not as insipid as it's supposed to be and it's actually fairly catch (despite all the band "gnome puns": "Why don't you get you hair cut you look like a Rolling Gnome" "Yeah I went to the London school Of Eco-gnomics"). Producer/arranger Gus Dudgeon provided the gnome voices and Mike Vernon handled the production. There are allegedly a few alternate versions lurking in the Decca vaults which sadly have yet to be released.

French picture sleeve 1973

The flip, "The Gospel According To Tony Day" is a bleak, down trodden number where Bowie lyrically categorizes his friends and lists his grievances with them. There's some excellent woodwinds and catchy "ba ba ba" backing vocals from the Buzz (who's contribution is minimal, just bass and drums and some tinkling barroom piano). It also contains what many (myself included) perceived to be the "F' bomb ("Waste of f*cking time, take a look at my life and you'll see, take a quick butchers..") but apparently he's singing "flipping".

Danish picture sleeve 1973

Both tracks are available in a multitude of places, most recently on a 7" singles box set of David's 60's Decca/Deram sides called "Laughing With Liza" and streaming as well. 

Hear "The Laughing Gnome":


Hear "The Gospel According To Tony Day":


Watch a small video about the track:

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